🌶️ Not So Guilty Pleasures - Last Chance Before it’s Gone! 🌶️


Hey Reader,
I’m curious about something. Do you love the extended hijinks of a full novel, or do you sometimes just want a quick, spicy read to whisk you away? I can’t be the only one struggling to focus on

I’ve noticed you’re gobbling up the shorter stories in my catalog, and it made me wonder… what if they want the shorts? Anyway, I did a little organizing the other day and it turns out, my cloud drive is embarrassingly full of unfinished books—most of which I’d completely forgotten about. I won’t mention how many there are because… yeah. It was basically unhinged chaos. There’s even a full series about people having lots of fun sexy times while escaping a zombie apocalypse that I wrote in 2021.

Anyway, since my Amazon dashboard says you guys are clearly enjoying the shorts, I’m wondering if any of my unhinged chaos can be harnessed into fun, sexy shorts and novelettes. What do you think? There’s a poll below where you can tell me if I’m being dumb or not.

Though even if I am being done, I already finished up one of the stories it’s about a woman who accidentally rents a one-room vacation cabin, thinking it was two-bedroom. Now she's stuck sharing it with her horny husband and his very sexy best friend. Awkward, right? Or sexy… or… what happens when you mix sexy and awkward. Sexward? Awkexy? 🤔

OMG those words should not be mixed. Anywho, I’m editing right now, and planning to release it late this week, so keep an eye out for a surprise release. And if it does well, I already have book two half written, thanks to Past Kristin’s chaos.

I usually don’t thank Past Kristin for things. Usually she gets me in trouble instead of helping, but this time might be different!

Oh, and also, scroll down for some other fun reads!

From the land of the plot bunnies,
Kristin/Kaylee

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This is the pen name for smutty romance authors Kristin Lance (MMF) and Kaylee Pike (scifi romance novellas). I hope you find some books to enjoy!

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